I propose that Cotton Candy be changed to “I love to cook with vodka; sometimes I even put it in the food”.
Okay that’s a bit verbose BUT STILL.
Basically they would be the chillest of bros, and their interactions would always have these mild homoerotic undercurrents but they would actually be 100% platonic all the time.
Or would they?
The ship would be called Welcome to the Dirk Carnival.