Pencils and Puns

kanaya/feferi hook line and drinker

oh, also, it’s been a while since I did a HS shipname pun, so:

Gamzee/Aradia: Rage Against the Machine

aradiadelosmuertos:

wait oh my god feferi’s land is the land of dew and glass

dew on glass is called condensation

PUNS

If Karkat’s lusus drove a taxi, what would he be?

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CABDAD

Before you are allowed to be a moirail, you have to take a PAPTITUDE TEST.

Okay I’m done now.

No wait one more:

In the moirail band, everyone plays the SHOOSHAPHONE.

Okay there was no excuse for that last one.

What do you eat when your moirail takes you to a movie?

PAPCORN

Why does Mr. Zahhak like to suck up to people in power?

Because he is ObsEquius.

Double pistols and a drink.

Now you know.

If Stitch, Die, and Crowbar had survived and gone on to form a band,

they could call it Felt 4 Dead.

Basically they would be the chillest of bros, and their interactions would always have these mild homoerotic undercurrents but they would actually be 100% platonic all the time.

Or would they?

The ship would be called Welcome to the Dirk Carnival.

1001smiles:

“I’d like to see the doctor, please?” “Which doctor?” “No, just an ordinary one.”

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TAIDG, AGED 10

356) Everyday medicine

Reblogged wordplay. Let’s get down to business: to repeat the puns.

Sollux’s favorite day of the week is Twosday.

Eridan prefers Wandsday and John likes Windsday (which Vriska calls Winsday). He hates Sunday, because his dad insists on calling it Son-iamsoproudofyou-day, which John keeps protesting doesn’t make any sense.

I suppose I’m putting this up in honor of Facepalm Sunday?