- hamdrax: man I love cougars they are so rubbish
- hamdrax: everyone in this country is always like omfg they're vicious killers and its like
- hamdrax: well yeah sometimes they attack people but they almost never win?? and also they're REALLY PREDICTABLE and any change in what they expect an attack to go like makes them be like "O_O WHAT DO"
- hamdrax: like
- sexybiopsy: dfkghkhdfjg
- hamdrax: the ones that attack people are always ~1 year old and don't know how to hunt very good and there's a scarcity of normal prey
- hamdrax: so they are driven by their shit circumstances and they will only ever attack from above like if they are on a ridge or cliff and someone is in a ravine or walking below them
- hamdrax: and their method of attack is
- hamdrax: BITE ITS NECK --> ??? --> PROFIT
- hamdrax: so like one of my favorite cougar attack stories is how
- hamdrax: one of them leapt onto a little girl from above but
- hamdrax: the girl had been swimming and had a big foam life preserver around her neck?
- hamdrax: so the cougar just was basically
- hamdrax: nomming on the foam thing like O_O WHAT DO
- hamdrax: WHAT
- hamdrax: WHAT DO
- sexybiopsy: LMAO
- sexybiopsy: LMAO!!!!
- hamdrax: until the girl's mother came and hit it
- hamdrax: with a lunchbox?
- hamdrax: so.
- sexybiopsy: lkjHFGkljfsgfdkjhg
- hamdrax: cougars.
- hamdrax: which I mean isn't to say that they cannot be dangerous I just find it kind of endearing how easily they can be thwarted.
- sexybiopsy: yeah.
- hamdrax: :'D
Reblogged from hey there little mouse
