These are not things I necessarily ship, but rather ships that I have come up with silly names for.
Sollux/Aradia: Upgradin ur ram
Jane/Nepeta: Chocolate ship kookies
Terezi/Gamzee: T4ST3 the rAiNbOwS
Gamzee/Dirk: Welcome to the Dirk Carnival
Jane/Roxy: I like to cook with vodka; sometimes I even put it in the food
Karkat/Terezi: She drives me Karezi
Meenah/Aranea: I sea the light
I am also a firm believer that everyone gets a tiger.
Hussie: Waste of Space
Cthulhu: Prince of Space