Pencils and Puns

May 21

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taejira:

GUYS.

infectious diseases

viruses

omg u guys. i love. viruses. look at them theyre like tiny asshole spaceships

BACTERIOPHAGES ARE THE BEST/WORST LOOK AT THESE FUCKERS WHAT TERRIBLE LITTLE EVIL SPACESHIP BEINGS

WHAT THE FUCK, NATURE

u think these are exaggerated drawings

no

look at this fricker

AND???

LIKE. EVIL OFFICE TOYS TBH:

May 20

lardypoison:

my mum knows this woman who has three kids right and she wanted them to have Welsh names so instead of like asking someone she somehow names her three kids

• Llwyd
• Brigyn
• Allanfa Dan

which mean

• Grey
• Twig
• Fire Exit

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May 19

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angrytransblogger:

8bit-ghost:

cicerosaidwhatnow:

snakeeaters:

gakujin:

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I reblogged this just a short time ago, but then my boyfriend decided to do a quick translation of the text, since I don’t read Japanese. 

plop omg

aAHHHHHHHH ME EME ME!!!!!

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May 18

(Source: onascaleofonetotenitsnotgood)

hinoneko:

why do we call them “college aus” when we could be calling them “alternate universities”

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May 17

• hamdrax: man I love cougars they are so rubbish
• hamdrax: everyone in this country is always like omfg they're vicious killers and its like
• hamdrax: well yeah sometimes they attack people but they almost never win?? and also they're REALLY PREDICTABLE and any change in what they expect an attack to go like makes them be like "O_O WHAT DO"
• hamdrax: like
• sexybiopsy: dfkghkhdfjg
• hamdrax: the ones that attack people are always ~1 year old and don't know how to hunt very good and there's a scarcity of normal prey
• hamdrax: so they are driven by their shit circumstances and they will only ever attack from above like if they are on a ridge or cliff and someone is in a ravine or walking below them
• hamdrax: and their method of attack is
• hamdrax: BITE ITS NECK --> ??? --> PROFIT
• hamdrax: so like one of my favorite cougar attack stories is how
• hamdrax: one of them leapt onto a little girl from above but
• hamdrax: the girl had been swimming and had a big foam life preserver around her neck?
• hamdrax: so the cougar just was basically
• hamdrax: nomming on the foam thing like O_O WHAT DO
• hamdrax: WHAT
• hamdrax: WHAT DO
• sexybiopsy: LMAO
• sexybiopsy: LMAO!!!!
• hamdrax: until the girl's mother came and hit it
• hamdrax: with a lunchbox?
• hamdrax: so.
• sexybiopsy: lkjHFGkljfsgfdkjhg
• hamdrax: cougars.
• hamdrax: which I mean isn't to say that they cannot be dangerous I just find it kind of endearing how easily they can be thwarted.
• sexybiopsy: yeah.
• hamdrax: :'D

yellowbrickrose:

reblog if u understand this inspirational message

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serenaelisha:

meladoodle:

we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son

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