May 2013
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taejira:
GUYS.
infectious diseases
viruses
omg u guys. i love. viruses. look at them theyre like tiny asshole spaceships
BACTERIOPHAGES ARE THE BEST/WORST LOOK AT THESE FUCKERS WHAT TERRIBLE LITTLE EVIL SPACESHIP BEINGS
WHAT THE FUCK, NATURE
u think these are exaggerated drawings
no
look at this fricker
AND???
LIKE. EVIL OFFICE TOYS TBH:
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lardypoison:
my mum knows this woman who has three kids right and she wanted them to have Welsh names so instead of like asking someone she somehow names her three kids
Llwyd
Brigyn
Allanfa Dan
which mean
Grey
Twig
Fire Exit
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hinoneko:
why do we call them “college aus” when we could be calling them “alternate universities”
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hamdrax: man I love cougars they are so rubbish
hamdrax: everyone in this country is always like omfg they're vicious killers and its like
hamdrax: well yeah sometimes they attack people but they almost never win?? and also they're REALLY PREDICTABLE and any change in what they expect an attack to go like makes them be like "O_O WHAT DO"
hamdrax: like
sexybiopsy: dfkghkhdfjg
hamdrax: the ones that attack people are always ~1 year old and don't know how to hunt very good and there's a scarcity of normal prey
hamdrax: so they are driven by their shit circumstances and they will only ever attack from above like if they are on a ridge or cliff and someone is in a ravine or walking below them
hamdrax: and their method of attack is
hamdrax: BITE ITS NECK --> ??? --> PROFIT
hamdrax: so like one of my favorite cougar attack stories is how
hamdrax: one of them leapt onto a little girl from above but
hamdrax: the girl had been swimming and had a big foam life preserver around her neck?
hamdrax: so the cougar just was basically
hamdrax: nomming on the foam thing like O_O WHAT DO
hamdrax: WHAT
hamdrax: WHAT DO
sexybiopsy: LMAO
sexybiopsy: LMAO!!!!
hamdrax: until the girl's mother came and hit it
hamdrax: with a lunchbox?
hamdrax: so.
sexybiopsy: lkjHFGkljfsgfdkjhg
hamdrax: cougars.
hamdrax: which I mean isn't to say that they cannot be dangerous I just find it kind of endearing how easily they can be thwarted.
sexybiopsy: yeah.
hamdrax: :'D
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serenaelisha:
meladoodle:
we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son
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sexhaver:
boredlord:
What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?
this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors
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taejira:
it says a lot about me that my response to all the purposeful gross-out HUMAN ORGAN COOKING SCENES is judgmental tutting about Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease
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THE TRUTH IS THE TRUTH,
OR THE TRUTH IS SURELY A LIE
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bonapartist:
so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
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the-darkbunny:
Ok but Vriska and Aranea are both wearing glasses and Vriska had them even when she was very small so the sight defect is probably genetic
but that would mean Mindfang had it too I mean
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taejira:
the glitterchipmunk vandal team has eluded law enforcement for months
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please go to google translate and convert, from French to English, the word “fourc”. i assure you it will be worth your time.
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human 2.0 new features
taejira:
pickmanslovelymodel:
- can eat one enormous meal and live off that for days or weeks to no ill effect, if desired, like a snake - can regulate sleep cycle and metabolism - breathing tubes no longer the same as food and drink-swallowing tubes - teeth always grow back - limbs also grow back - no periods; uterus reabsorbs its lining and derives nutrients from it - all humans...
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coolscar:
its the eye of the tiger. its the fur of the tiger. and the ears and tail. holy shit its a fucking tiger, run
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April 2013
40 posts
Capuchin monkeys reject unequal pay →
Frans de Waal shows us a task he gave Capuchin monkeys to see if they responded to a sense of fairness.
I keep watching this and it keeps being hilarious
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tigerhazard:
timetravelresetbaby:
tigerhazard replied to your post: im sure by now all of my followers are fondly sick of all my auing
this is exactly why we are friends
pawnee indiana seems pleasant but is actually home to an enormous hellmouth (who are we kidding hellmouth makes perfect sense who do you think is running sweetums and paunch burger? DEMONS)
leslie knope is a young...
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googlehomo:
fun prank: stand up in the middle of class. run out of the school. keep running. do not turn back. start a new life under a fake name.
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tigerhazard:
i dont have a lot of early childhood memories but one of the ones i can vaguely retain is of being really, like, vexed and confused by a toy product that said ‘li’l’ on the packaging. when i had it explained to me that this was a contraction of little’ i got really annoyed by the fact that the E was unaccounted for. i spent a really long time reflecting angrily on this and also on...
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