megachum:

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

THIS IS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT

I like also how the word juice is omitted
"Orange with No Bits"

megachum:

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

THIS IS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT

I like also how the word juice is omitted

"Orange with No Bits"

Reblogged from memorable tiger beefs
Tags: food tag

dead-lyrics:

pepperbear:

swarnpert:

7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes

a slight calculative error was made

anus georg
Reblogged from Tu

stardust-rain:

stardust-rain:

sometimes tumblr’s US-centric social justice makes me so fucking frustrated. Right now sweden’s third biggest party are literally neo-nazis and our elections couldn’t even get onto trending tags today, goddamit.

Okay, so the post is gaining notes and people are confused, so to explain what the hell is going on: 

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Swedish elections held were on last Sunday, 14th September. We’ve had a right-leaning government the past eight years and after this there will be a change of power. The new party, Socialdemocrats (S) gained a total of 31% percent. The old party, Moderaterna (M) gained 21%. 

Sverigedemokraterna (SD) gained a total of 12.9%. Their policy is racist, Islamophobic, anti-immigration, anti-refugee, anti-diversity, anti-LGBT+, and anti-feminist. Basically, they tick every box on the douchebag lottery.

If you’re here to argue that they’re ~not actually~ Nazis: 1) Fuck you. 2) Fuck the horse the you rode in on. 3) I hope you get stepped on by a moose, you ignorant asswipe. 

  1.  they literally started as neo nazis. They have used a Neo-Nazi movement as campaign slogans,
  2. party members have assaulted immigrants with iron pipes (tw for racialised violence),
  3. worn Nazi symbols 
  4. supported and helped build Neo-Nazi group SvP.

There’s probably more, but I don’t have links on hand. 

They’ve been having rallies and demonstrations all over Sweden, and people have shown up just to turn their back on them and protest (this post explains it better). 

In the 2010 elections, SD were pretty much considered no better than neo-Nazis and only got 5.7% votes - it put them in 6th place and was just enough to get them into parliament. In the elections before that, they got about 2.9%. In the past four years, they’ve grown exponentially in Sweden.

They’ve also run extremely extensive PR campaigns, appealing to the youth, kicking out members “exposed” of being racist, (note: these members often end up in SvP) and picking up buzzwords from the Socialdemocrats’ ideology. 

29% of votes they gained this year were from swing voters who previously voted M,  and the biggest gain have been in the south, in small towns and the countryside:

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This is not something that’s just going on in Sweden. Europe has seen an influx of extreme-right parties over the last decade or so, often thinly disguised as a party that puts ‘traditional values’ and ‘national interest’ first.

In Greece and Hungary they’ve already been in power. In Germany, Netherlands, Italy, Greece, Finland France and UK, extreme-right-wing parties have been voted into the EU. 

Because here’s the thing: we’ve forgotten what it looks like. We’ve gotten to the point where we’ve turned Nazism into a cartoonish lampoon of goose-stepping, uniforms and moral lessons that “we’ll never be like them~”, ignoring the fact nationalism is not as cut-and-dry two ends of an extreme but exists on a scale.

People have been apologising for SD’s actions for a while now because they’re not considered “extremist enough” to be neo-Nazis, because they don’t share the same beliefs, because they’ve “publicly denounced” SvP. 

But the same people still get hurt. Still SD has the institutional and systematic power and privilege to oppress, degrade and humiliate people of colour, which they already have done. Stop making excuses for them. Stop making leeways for right-wing-extremists because that is how they gain tract. 

Please spread this. 

Reblogged from memorable tiger beefs

outofcontextdnd:

"After surviving an angel, a god, two dragons, and a mansion full of evil cultists there’s no way we’re turning over our purses to these bandits. Let’s taunt them until they give up and go home."

- The party bard inciting his companions to deliver such a vicious mocking that the bandits instead turned their purses over to the party and apologized for the inconvenience.

Tags: robbery
dailycatdrawings:

233: Bombay Cat

dailycatdrawings:

233: Bombay Cat

Reblogged from memorable tiger beefs
emuwren:

The Eastern Great Egret - Ardea modesta, are common throughout most of the world. Great Egrets prefer shallow water, particularly when flowing, but may be seen on any watered area.
Photo by Simon Bennett.

emuwren:

The Eastern Great Egret - Ardea modesta, are common throughout most of the world. Great Egrets prefer shallow water, particularly when flowing, but may be seen on any watered area.

Photo by Simon Bennett.

Reblogged from BIRDS BIRDS BIRDS

2damnfeisty:

"14-year-old Parkview High School Freshman, Caleb Christian was concerned about the number of incidents of police abuse in the news.  Still, he knew there were many good police officers in various communities, but had no way of figuring out which communities were highly rated and which were not.  

So, together with his two older sisters: Parkview High School senior Ima Christian, and Gwinnett School of Math, Science, and Technology sophomore, Asha Christian, they founded a mobile app development company– Pinetart Inc., under which they created a mobile app called Five-O.

Five-O, allows citizens to enter the details of every interaction with a police officer.  It also allows them to rate that officer in terms of courtesy and professionalism and provides the ability to enter a short description of what transpired.  These details are captured for every county in the United States. Citizen race and age information data is also captured.

Additionally, Five-O allows citizens to store the details of each encounter with law enforcement; this provides convenient access to critical information needed for legal action or commendation.”

Read more here. [x]

Black Excellence

glitterarygetsit:

the-enchanted-mermaid:

Meet the World’s Smallest Rabbit.

Columbia Basin Pygmy Rabbits are the world’s smallest and among the rarest. 

Ahhhh!! They’re so cute. The peacock colours in their ears are added by Oregon Zoo staff so they can tell their baby rabbits apart. They have 73 kits this year, so they need some way—and this is a very fetching option!

Reblogged from hey there little mouse

thechanelmuse:

Get ‘em! John Legend stay woke. 

Reblogged from Paris Chanel

Perspective

outofcontextdnd:

The Cleric, commenting on the Ranger’s critical hit usage of Throw Anything

Cleric: You can’t throw a rapier and do that much damage! It’s a light weapon, it’s unrealistic.

DM, pointing at the Sorcerer: He can shoot magic from his fists.

Tags: dnd
fratboysegs:

my favorite tweet at the moment

fratboysegs:

my favorite tweet at the moment

Reblogged from Princess Tiger Puncher