Pencils and Puns
- Ships and Tigers
- Intro to Me (Me 101)
- Ask me anything
- What do you call a baseball underneath a baseball glove?
Hm.
GUYS.
infectious diseases
viruses
omg u guys. i love. viruses. look at them theyre like tiny asshole spaceships
BACTERIOPHAGES ARE THE BEST/WORST LOOK AT THESE FUCKERS WHAT TERRIBLE LITTLE EVIL SPACESHIP BEINGS
WHAT THE FUCK, NATURE
u think these are exaggerated drawings
no
look at this fricker
AND???
LIKE. EVIL OFFICE TOYS TBH:
my mum knows this woman who has three kids right and she wanted them to have Welsh names so instead of like asking someone she somehow names her three kids
- Llwyd
- Brigyn
- Allanfa Dan
which mean
- Grey
- Twig
- Fire Exit
I reblogged this just a short time ago, but then my boyfriend decided to do a quick translation of the text, since I don’t read Japanese.
plop omg
aAHHHHHHHH ME EME ME!!!!!
why do we call them “college aus” when we could be calling them “alternate universities”
- hamdrax: man I love cougars they are so rubbish
- hamdrax: everyone in this country is always like omfg they're vicious killers and its like
- hamdrax: well yeah sometimes they attack people but they almost never win?? and also they're REALLY PREDICTABLE and any change in what they expect an attack to go like makes them be like "O_O WHAT DO"
- hamdrax: like
- sexybiopsy: dfkghkhdfjg
- hamdrax: the ones that attack people are always ~1 year old and don't know how to hunt very good and there's a scarcity of normal prey
- hamdrax: so they are driven by their shit circumstances and they will only ever attack from above like if they are on a ridge or cliff and someone is in a ravine or walking below them
- hamdrax: and their method of attack is
- hamdrax: BITE ITS NECK --> ??? --> PROFIT
- hamdrax: so like one of my favorite cougar attack stories is how
- hamdrax: one of them leapt onto a little girl from above but
- hamdrax: the girl had been swimming and had a big foam life preserver around her neck?
- hamdrax: so the cougar just was basically
- hamdrax: nomming on the foam thing like O_O WHAT DO
- hamdrax: WHAT
- hamdrax: WHAT DO
- sexybiopsy: LMAO
- sexybiopsy: LMAO!!!!
- hamdrax: until the girl's mother came and hit it
- hamdrax: with a lunchbox?
- hamdrax: so.
- sexybiopsy: lkjHFGkljfsgfdkjhg
- hamdrax: cougars.
- hamdrax: which I mean isn't to say that they cannot be dangerous I just find it kind of endearing how easily they can be thwarted.
- sexybiopsy: yeah.
- hamdrax: :'D
reblog if u understand this inspirational message
we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son
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About
Hello! This blog will contain a lot of Homestuck fan works; I am also very enthusiastic about XKCD and Douglas Adams and I love birds. I have been blogging about social issues a bit: I am very new to this so if I say something offensive or wrong, please let me know! I draw things, I write poems, and I make lots and lots of puns.
