meladoodle:

godlykesha:

meladoodle:

one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’

is this the same dad that once called you dad

no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home lab in the basement. speaking of that, the three armed one just got out again god damnit

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transgalacticwanderer:

electricalivia:

sageruto:

rabbitsnwolves:

Well, he was sorta asking for it, dressing in such flammable clothing.

if he didnt want to get set on fire, he should have stayed indoors

He was probably drinking that night, alcohol makes you susceptible to fire.

If it’s a legitimate inferno, the male body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

transgalacticwanderer:

electricalivia:

sageruto:

rabbitsnwolves:

Well, he was sorta asking for it, dressing in such flammable clothing.

if he didnt want to get set on fire, he should have stayed indoors

He was probably drinking that night, alcohol makes you susceptible to fire.

If it’s a legitimate inferno, the male body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

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outofcontextdnd:

I totally forgot that I’ve had his head in my pack for the last 5 hours.

notkatniss:

gameovertown:

notkatniss:

Why are some women like “I’m not a feminist I believe men and women should be equal” like ???????? YOU LITERALLY JUST DEFINED FEMINISM???¿?¿?

Does anyone speak latin anymore? No? The actual definition of “feminism” is the supremacy of the female gender. “Masculism” is the supremacy of the male gender. “Gender equality” is the equality for all genders.

OBVIOUSLY NO ONE SPEAKS LATIN ANYMORE U GODDAMN LIMA BEAN IS THE AIR THINNER UP THERE ON UR HIGH HORSE 

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facebooksexism:

mindofgemini:

Since it’s summer and this mindset begins to pop up more, let us clarify something.

Girls being upset over being seen in bra/panties but not bikinis is not a double standard.

If she’s in a bikini, it’s what she consciously chose to wear and be seen in, in a public space, and like any outfit she was prepared to be seen in it by other people.

If you’ve caught a girl in her underwear, however, you’re probably trespassing in her bedroom, bathroom, or other personal space, where she should be in privacy, and she has every right to be upset if that privacy is violated.

It’s not about what she’s wearing or what it is covering, but rather her privacy and consent to be seen in the first place. Please respect that.

Omg, amazing that someone thought to explain this

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killadamsandler88888888888888999:

like ten years ago i drew a comic strip entitled “if the president were a moth” in which the president is a human sized moth watching the olympics and when they light the torch it flies off in pursuit of it and then two cia guys stand up and shout “MR. PRESIDENT!!!!!!!” i was really ahead of my time

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neoridley:

  • If you don’t watch a series entirely you are not a true fan
  • If you do watch a series entirely you are not a true fan

You are only a true fan if you:

  • are powered by electricity
  • have multiple flat blades
  • spin around really fast

exCUSE me what about the HANDHELD KIND

just because it’s different from the way YOU participate in fandom doesn’t mean it ISN’T VALID!!!

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nerdjpg:

nerdjpg:

whats the coolest answer to a multiple choice question?

B)

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sniffling:

the only advice you’ll ever need

sniffling:

the only advice you’ll ever need

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kanyewesticle:

all restaurants are drive-thru’s if you drive hard enough

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mysecretlifeofdaydreams:

queerpittybabe:

poor-mans-yorick:

nellysketchesnstuff:

theconcealedweapon:

partyghouls:

It fucks me off that this photo is still going around, why is this “nice guy” still getting championed for being a total creep

quote credited to tumblr user deadlydinos


Reblogging for the fixed version because that guy was beyond creepy.

I hate guys like that

read the fixed version. Its awesome. 

I

mysecretlifeofdaydreams:

queerpittybabe:

poor-mans-yorick:

nellysketchesnstuff:

theconcealedweapon:

partyghouls:

It fucks me off that this photo is still going around, why is this “nice guy” still getting championed for being a total creep

quote credited to tumblr user deadlydinos

image

Reblogging for the fixed version because that guy was beyond creepy.

I hate guys like that

read the fixed version. Its awesome. 

I

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